Wednesday, August 10, 2016

                         

Grand Theft Auto 5

A game that has been targeted by pussies all over the world! They some how blame this kind of violent games to a series of murders! well F*** You all!!! Those killings are caused by mental illness and not because of violent games, if this violent games are the cause of this killings, 1M or more people would have done it! I play violent games and yet I don't kill people! Had enough of there BullS***!!!
So, enough of that, lets talk about the game, This game is a visual masterpiece, 


This game will also immerse you to a living world full of Drugs, Murders, corrupt politicians, prostitution and etch. Its the Exaggeration of the world we live in, its one of the best social commentary to date, some people would be like, "hey stop that!! that's too much!!! well, shut the F*** up!!!! the thing that is happening in gta 5 actually happens!!! even the torture, yes, their is a torture scene in this game

Trevor torturing some guy 

yeah, some may find this disturbing, some may find this inappropriate, i myself is disturbed by this scene, but in reality, this truly exist. as I said, this is one great social commentary, an exaggeration but kind of hit the spot, rockstar games have been releasing controversial games and they are used to it. and btw, unlike in other gta games, gta 5 now introduces us to 3 main characters,

Micheal De Santa/Townley 

You'll see why their are 2 family names if your far ahead of the story, his a retired criminal that is living the dream, his rich yet miserable, due to the fact of his dysfunctional family and his purely addicted to chaos and the thrill of the heist(the main highlight of the game if you ask me). his got some sopranos feel to him, kinda like Tommy Vercetti in gta 3, now for the 2nd main char in game,

Franklin Clinton

A street hustler trying to make some money, a kid from groove street that is surrounded by gangbangers and constantly being drawn to gang wars and s*** like that by his friend lamar, but he just wants to make some paper(money), and he thinks by following Micheal he can have a better life, if he survives his criminal career, his got a more Cj in san andreas feel into him, plus i like his assassination missions from lester(the brains of the heist). his by far have the greatest personal ability from the 3, you'll know if you played gta 5, and lastly the 3rd is

Trevor Phillips

This one is the classic gta get to characters if you want to go on a rampage, his psychopathic, unpredictable and pretty much, crazy as F***, He kills without remorse, a big time drug dealer and weapon smuggler, did i also mention his a pilot! yeah, a pilot, but due to his psychological problems, he was grounded for life, I think rockstar made trevor they're redemption character, its like rockstar is saying to the world that its not violent games that are make people go on a murdering spree, Trevor has a very tough upbringing, his father left him, his mother was verbally and emotionally abusive, no actual guidance, and btw, his father left him in the mall and never came back, now that is harsh!! the only thing that he wants in the world is to fly planes and yet he was denied, everything fell apart and due to all those experiences is what we see as a result, what we see as Trevor, a murderous psychopathic individual, rockstar made it clear that violent games doesn't creates killers, its the lack of support system, harsh experiences and mental illness that results in this, enough of that whining, lol, Trevor is still my fave char because of the fact that he was the only gta character that actually went to college and finished it, too bad for his psychological test being a failure.

So back to the game, the map is immensely huge, from the city to the dessert to the beach to the ocean to the mountains, you can buy and customize weapons and cars. buy businesses, invest on stock market, call a cab, browse the internet using via smartphone, and guess what, you can even take selfies

Trevor's selfies lol

 the game is very very immersive, the buildings, houses, cars, traffic lights and even the pedestrians are great, the ai in gta 5 works great, an open world masterpiece, people have different personalities and everything, different body types, different clothes and they even have hookers to come pick up

Uhhhhhhh, how much?????

gta 5 also lets you switch into other of the 3 main characters at will and have a sneak peak of what they are doing prior to your switch, it lets you handle missions in 3 different perspective, making the game more action packed and exciting, And btw this is only the offline mode, there is even tons to do in gta 5 online, events before gta 5 takes place, you can customize map, have party heist, everything like that, good luck driving in the city with a nice car though, your more likely gonna be hit a ton of sticky bombs!!! lol, All in all, this game is great and a must have, the story telling is great, its like watching a movie and playing in one also, and for the ending, please please choose the death sentence mission, don't kill of other characters, lol, but that is not a problem cause of the fact there is a replay mission in the options, =p, so let me end this, and play gta 5 and be gold rich, just make sure you don't go on a killing spree like those pussies that tell us this games causes it,... vavosh!

Tuesday, August 9, 2016


The game that everyone is talking about!! pokemon with a go, pokemon go! every one now is so busy playing this game, for me its good that everyone that play this game can have exercise, but for me i'll stick with the original games, almost everyone that played this game didn't realize the beginning, the evolution of the game's graphics and all that and how great it is to battle the gym leaders and ultimately the elite four and the champions. I'm here to reminisce in the good old days as a 90's kid, lets start by looking at how many gym leaders there is

All Gym Leaders

Now these guys can be a pain but it can be handled because they are the stepping stone to become the ultimate champion in the game! this is sort of like preparing you for the tougher battle a head, before you fight them, you better be prepared, cause pokemons have strength and weaknesses, and you have to take advantage of all of them. now for the real deal pokemon battles, this are the Elite fours,








 Now these guys are a pain, 4 trainers with high level pokemon!!  and all four bow to the champion, the last trainer to beat and when you beat him! you'll complete your goal as the ultimate Pokemon Master

ALL CHAMPIONS

This guys mean business, they are tough to beat and better train your pokemons well, cause they are gonna be tested and they are gonna faint if you don't level them well, i mean all 6 pokemons is needed.

            So now that you know what is the other ultimate goal of playing pokemon, the other is cathing them all, and there are pokemons that a harder to catch, like this guys, the legendary pokemons


ALL LEGENDARY POKEMONS

So this pokemons have special events to catch them and some of them even run away!!! and its random when they will come to you again!!! yeeeeee!!! i'm talking to you raiku ente and suicine!!!!
that's what i love about pokemon! the battle to become the champ and collecting them all, so where did all this began??? from this

Pokemon Blue version the 1st game 

 
The beginning of it all, from the 1st gen 151


 now to this.... all this 721 pokemons


Now to me,... the best pokemon is of course the 1st gen because of the fact that its where it all started and it was the one that introduced me to 

MEWTWO

  The original powerhouse! when psychic rule supreme! when ghost attacks are just nightshade and also has a weakness to psychic due to their poison types, no steel types, no dark types and bugs are just weak and has no reliable moves.Good luck with encountering mewtwo!! but then,.. 2nd gen came and steel and dark types are introduced and of coarse psychic types has something to fear, scizor and heracross came and lay waste to psyhic types, but mewtwo still now is a powerhouse! and awesome reliable move pool, fast and the hell, painful special attack stat, and pretty bulky for a sweeper, makes him memorable until now!!!! i'm not saying pokemon now sucks compared to the 1st gen, I found my fave non legendary pokemon in the 4th gen, 

Garchomp, my main man


His one of those so called Psuedo-Legendary pokemon, that with its combined stats, pretty much can be considered legendary stats, but his not actually uber(meaning they have a whole tier of their own and is illegal in competetive play), and competitive play is the one thing that lets you play pokemon and train them to their limits and making sure they have there personality, like for me jolly chomp with Garchomptite(an item that lets one of your pokemon mega evolve! yea, there are now 4th evolution using those said stones) with 252 EV's on attack and speed and 4 on def, with sub sword dance build, earthquake and dragon claw for attack, both are stab(stab means double damage for attacks they use of having the same type as them), see how i play pokemon???? Its complicated, they have abilities, some of them have two and its like a raffle if what kind of ablities you have, and items also, some use life orb(damages life per attack but with extra damage) or maybe yet choice scarf(adds speed but only use one move) its all up to you, this is why I enjoy playing pokemon because of battles, and i don't see that in pokemon go, but i still respect players of pokemon go though, because of the fact they run and catch those elusive pokemons!! means exercise for a whole lot of people, but i will still choose the original, any ways, enjoy your pokemon, and be sure to catch'em all!!!!

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Star Wars Force Unleashed
Ultimate Sith Edition



Star Wars Force Unleashed has been around for 2008 and still i find my self playing this game today, Its because Force Unleashed 2 kind of sucked! I mean really SUCKED! Better graphics and controls but the enemies were push overs and the boss battles didn't really helped me get in to the game and another let down is that vader is the only one jedi you face in the base game and what??? DLC???? Leia as a jedi?? Didn't really appeal to me but got to hand it to the second game, killing han solo gave me the chills but enough of that, back to the 1st game, The story was great! it kind of make sense since goerge lucas himself was the writer. the clunky controls really sucked, there are some difficulty spikes and some bugs, but with all this problems in the game, it doesn't make me wanna stop playing. The story was great! oh wait, i already said that, but WTF the story is great! okay let me share to you why i really love this game, at the start you play as

DARTH VADER

and you feel like a bad ass!!! and force choking a wookiee is always satisfying as F***, but sadly you can only play as vader in the 1st stage of the game, and you also have a mini boss fight with the father of "Galen Marek aka Starkiller", the main protagonist of the game.

Beating some jedi Vader style



It was fun ragdolling his sorry ass jedi father and finally force choking him to death in front of his son aka Starkiller, his secret apprentice and soon to be they're undoing because Starkiller is the founder of the rebel alliance!

Luke as a pilot wearing the rebel alliance uniform


That flag on the helmet, is actually Marek's family crest

marek's family crest

Even though the light side ending was canon, it was a good way to end the game and your character serves as inspiration in fighting the empire, holding off Darth Vader and Darth Sidious simultaneously, letting the rebel leaders to escape, and form the one army to defeat the Empire.

Starkiller holding of Darth Sidious/Light side ending

 i was actually wanting to serve Darth Sidious in his campaign in ruling all the galaxy. i wanted to become the Dark Apprentice like what we fought in the Jedi temple DLC, where starkiller embraced the dark side and became a Sith Lord.

Starkiller in  Sith Stalker Armor

I myself always wanted to join the dark side of the force and beat the rebel alliance for good!!! I always wanted to beat luke, obe wan and everybody in the alliance!  hell, i got what i ask for with this game! too bad the dlc was short, but it was still a nice DLC for me, I even got a chance to meet Jabba

Talking to Jabba

He betrayed me, so wanted to slice his sorry ass but too bad I didn't had a chance! but I had a chance to blow up Boba Fett so its all good!

Lord Starkiller going toe to toe with Boba Fett

And the best thing about this DLC is I got to stab Obi wan and push him to a spaceship's ass! and electrocute his force spirit back to where ever force spirit goes! isn't that GREAT!!!!

Stabbing Obi Wan!!! BAD ASS!!!

about to send Obi wan to a ship's ass

UNLIMITED POWA!!!!


And wait, There's more, with the hoth DLC, you get a new costume, a bad ass costume! dubbaed Dark Lord's Armor, that I think this is were Kylo Ren based his armor












The Resemblance








But Kylo Ren is just a whiny baby compared to Starkiller,

a jedi that single handedly crashed a star destroyer using only the force!!! that is why I still recommend this game, even thought its a bit tedious,repetitive and clunky controls, those who have not played this game! play it! its the game that lets you feel like a powerful Sith. Wish they made a game that lets you really immerse in the darkside a let you kill Sidious and taking his place as the master of the empire, the ending of Hoth dlc made it plausible on the fact that the sith has the rule of 2, and starkiller made luke his apprentice! YEAH! LUKE in the ending of hoth became his apprentice and for all i know, the sith apprentice always wants to overthrow their master

Fallen luke becoming Starkiller's Apprentice

So let me end this and may the Dark Side of the force be with you!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md1bamoQe_4

vids of how epic the boss battles are





Monday, August 1, 2016

Skyrim has been around for 5 years and until now there are still so many people playing this game. My experience with Skyrim was a blast. The story is compelling and the world is rich and feels dynamic. The first time i played this game, the introduction is intense, You are caught trying to cross the border by imperial soldiers and the Thalmor (a guild of powerful elves that believed that elves is the superior race, WISH I COULD KILL THEM ALL),  and with you is the leader of the Stormcloak rebels, Ulfric, The Imperials are just about to execute you and then suddenly a dragon suddenly appeared and attacked the village and thus you escaped and skyrim starts to open its world to you, its the game that let's you roleplay as much as you can. You can be evil or good and doesn't punish you with it. its a game that let's you forget the real world. I myself played 60 hours of gameplay into it. There are Guilds to join, Misc. quest that is intriguing, The civil war quest that lets you join either the Stormcloaks or the Imperials, Deadra quest (Daedra are god like being's that plays with mortals, they either hinder or help you, by the way Sheogarath is my fave) and the main quest that lets you roleplay as the Dragonborn (a man with a dragons soul, A man that could actually kill dragons by sucking they're soul and become more powerful via unlocking Dragon Shouts that lets you breath fire frost or become ethereal so nothing can harm you and even have a dragon like armor and many more), With the release of Legendary Edition. It lets you play all DLC's,  Dawnguard DLC that lets you play a vampire hunter or join the vampires and become a Vampire Lord in their quest to blot out the sun, Hearthfire DLC that lets you build your dream house, adopt and marry. and of coarse my personal favorite the Dragonborn DLC, that let's you in the world of a deadra and kill your equal, The 1st Dragonborn (miraak, a bad ass madafaka that can shout in short intervals and has a shout that can instantly kill a dragon and replenish his own life and a shout that can break the will of dragons) plus another whole map to explore and do quest with. With all this features in a game its no doubt one of the best RPG of all time. what make's skyrim so fun til now is the MODS, this game modifiers make skyrim more fun, MODS that lets you immerse in the world of skyrim. like in the base game you can just go in the snow naked as F*** and they're are no punishment, breaking immersion, but with mods you can change that, you'll die without clothes on in snow, you'll die without eating foods and etch, this is a great game but with mods, this game is truly LEGENDARY!